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Thursday, 21 February 2008

getcloser.com : How HMV are spamming you and the sites you love

Look, I dont mind adverts and I am not some anti-capitalist loonie. but what I don't like is companies blatantly spamming me.

I like movies. I hang around in movie forums a lot. Sometime I post but not often - not that kinda person. I hang out in lots of these forums, get a bit of different opinion 'n stuff. all good. then one day I see this PoS:

Hey y'all, I've been working for a new HMV site called Get Closer and and would like to invite you all to be some of the early testers of it.

getcloser.com beta registration

It's a new website where members can share and
feed their passion for music and film as well as make connections with other individuals who wish to be introduced to new films and artists.

Beta testing will begin very shortly and the registration process is key to individuals joining successfully and being amongst the first to use the site.

Be sure to be some of the first and if you have any questions then please feel free to message, I'll be more than happy to answer any questions.


Getcloser.com is a website owned by HMV, the British record store chain. It's a kinda social network. You know, I might be interested in it, but they've s*** on my doorstep now and so I'm totally turned off. I don't know why they are resorting to this tactic. The music business must be more f***ed than I thought.

So, this p***es me off but its just one post so I ignore it. BUT then a few days later I get in another forum a same message. So i start googling. And then I find more and more of the same, from like loads of movie and music sites. Dont believe me? Here are some URLs:

http://www.defianceuo.com/forums/announcement.php?f=194&a=26
http://www.discomusic.com/forums/newly-released-cds-dance-reissues-books/26669-new-british-site-music-fanatics-getcloserbeta.html
http://www.killermovies.com/forums/showthread.php?threadid=467295&pagenumber=13
http://gigwise.com/topic.asp?TOPIC_ID=66416
http://forums.films.ie/1544-post8.html
http://www.glam-ou-rama.co.uk/forum/forum_posts.asp?TID=2902
http://www.metboard.com/lofiversion/index.php?t2016.html
http://www.digitalspy.co.uk/forums/showthread.php?p=20202016
http://posterroaster.com/forums/showthread.php?s=89970cc7a3b8041a70b0b83ba62a037d&t=116392
http://www.rock-sound.net/forums/viewtopic.php?f=20&t=30811
http://forums.myspace.com/t/3724543.aspx?fuseaction=forums.viewthread&SortOrder=
http://www.rottentomatoes.com/vine/showthread.php?t=611880
http://forums.chortle.co.uk/viewtopic.php?p=258013&sid=624f9d46789e09103b63887fdc0ac5aa

If you search Google you can find loads more - just search for "getcloserbeta.com". Spam spam spammety spam, spam spam spam. It turns out in some forums, the moron spamming can't even spell the goddamn name right!
If you want to get involved or want to pass the URL onto anyone else you might think would be up for it, then please visit www.gercloserbeta.com. If you have any questions then feel free to ask.


Wait? This guy is SPAMMING forums with links, and he cant even SPELL the f***ing WEBSITE correct! Let me just repeat that:

This guy is SPAMMING forums with links, and he cant even SPELL the f***ing WEBSITE correct!

They should ask for their money back. The asshole who is shilling this s**t even gives out his email address:
bmcclure[at] cakegroup.com


cakegroup.com is some corporate marketing agency. They do "brand entertainment". According to their website:
Cake employs 65 conventional misfits and we continue to champion the way in branded entertainment

Read: Champion the way in abusing others websites. Most people ignore this shill or just tell him to f*** off like the Metallica fans do but these guys tear into him and find out his name:
http://www.dogsonacid.com/showthread.php?threadid=558095&perpage=20&pagenumber=2

Your false self-deprecation will not mask the fact that you are a community member of no worth at all, but are simply a paid shil


Sue Narmy - you ARE NOT ALONE. I'm p***ed off too! They even get the guy's Myspace pic and post it (something I don't condone) and expose all his spamming to the world:



Whats so bad about this? First of all its the blatant lying. On one forum he is "Bruce" the next he is "gavin" or "stevie" or "Bill" or even "Claire"! The next is what he wants from you - he wants your email. Your details. Your taste in music and film. And yet he's not even honest enough to give his real name to you! Stinking, identity thief hypocrite.

Finally it's the disrespect. I love my forums and places - I don't post much but I still enjoy reading them. And when I do take part I contribute. All this guy is doing is getting free advertising and relying on the good faith of these members. HMV wants publicity for his site? They should pay for it and not abuse other websites.

I hope that anyone who reads this post can spread the word - please tell your friends how a corporation as big as HMV is happy to spam you and abuse the websites you use and love. Thank you.